Offal #5

Show everyone that you've got guts, Offal #5 by Dijon.

In all of my life I've never seen something more useless than an ad for perfume. Hey, do you wanna smell like Natalie Portman running away from someone in black and white? Wanna smell like Johnny Depp walking aimlessly on a desert? How long has she been running away? How long has he been lost in that desert? They probably don't smell very fresh right now. What scent is that that you are trying to sell me? Nothing in these ads tell me about how this damn thing smells like. Does your perfume smells like a buff guy on a white speedo cliff diving to the sea? That sounds oddly specific. Unless it's a magazine ad printed with scratch and sniff ink, perfume ads are completely pointless.