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Welcome to the Jungle

So, yeah... Welcome to the Jungle Ltd. and no, we don't have fun and game. Now I know you most likely have heard the song by that band, which I'm not legally allowed to name but rhymes with Nuns and Poses, but that song does not represents the Jungle Ltd. and the values it stands for. Boy, let me tell ya, both legal and advertising are still dealing with the fallout of one song. Anyway, we are very glad to have you aboard and I'm sure you will fit right in with the rest of the staff. You can pick whatever available bush you prefer and all the dirt and mud are communal. If you need anything I'll be right over that tree over there. Nice meeting you, kid.